Please Make It Make Sense - Embroidered Classic Dad Cap
"Please Make It Make Sense" Embroidered Dad Hat
Some days, you just want to put a barrier between your last remaining brain cell and the rest of society. Enter the ultimate mood cap. This unstructured dad hat features crisp, premium embroidery of the universal "ABSOLUTELY NOT" sign right on the front.
The red diagonal slash and stop hand act as a literal forcefield against bad takes, terrible corporate jargon, and general absurdity. Pull the brim down, look at the floor, and let the hat politely tell the world to pause its broadcast.
- The Fit: Unstructured, low-profile, and equipped with an adjustable brass buckle—perfect for fitting heads of all sizes (even those inflated by terrible logic).
- The Fabric: 100% cotton twill that’s softer than the excuses you'll use to skip that meeting.
- The Vibe: Maximum irony. It's a "dad hat" designed to combat the exact kind of logic that creates "dad jokes."
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Classic Dad CapYupoong 6245CM Product details
- 100% cotton
- Closure: Self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet
- Sewn-in label
- Brand sticker on the visor
| One size | |
|---|---|
| Crown height, in | 3.12 |
| Diameter, in | 6.62 - 7.62 |
| Circumference, in | 20.87 - 24.80 |
| Visor length, in | 2.91 |
Comfortable fit
The unstructured body and low profile makes it comfortable for everyday wear
Structure
The hat has a 6-panel structure, an eyelet on each panel, and a Permacurv® visor with 4 rows of stitches on it
Visor
The visor is precurved and its underbill matched the visor color
Adjustable snap closure
The cap features a self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet so it can be adjusted for the perfect fit
Age restrictions
For adults. For adults. Not for use by ages 0-3
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from China
Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush..
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